25 pōʻai nuiʻole - nā hana hoʻopunipuni e '"pīpī" i kou lolo!

ʻO ko mākou kino i loko o ka honua nei "mālama" i nā hua'ōlelo e ponoʻole e hōʻoiaʻia a e kōkua iā mākou e noho mālie, palekana a wiwoʻole i ka wā e hiki mai ana.

ʻOi la, he laʻana, ma hope o ke ala houʻana, hiki i ka Lune me nā lālani lainaʻole e pili, a he meaʻono keʻala!

Akā, makemakeʻia kekahi makemake e "paʻi" i ko kākou naʻau a manaʻoʻiʻo i kekahi mea'ē aʻe ... I ka pōkole,ʻaʻole i mamao loa ka hora ke noiʻoe i ka mea hoʻolako e hoʻokomo iāʻoe i loko o "oh-oh-oh-he-those ribs" or choke part of chicken wings !!

Ma kahi hua'ōlelo,'ānō e hōʻike aku mākou iāʻoe i ka mea hoʻolaha maikaʻiʻo Debbie Goard, ka meaʻono maoli nō, akā,ʻaʻole loa kou manaʻo e noʻonoʻo!

1.ʻO wai ka pipi e inu ai?

2. E noʻonoʻo - nā hua laʻa i ka kakahiaka kakahiaka, a ma hope o nā huaʻala maikaʻi no ka meaʻai?

3. E lawe wale i kā mākou'ōlelo - he keke!

4. Aʻo kēia mau Doritosʻaʻole loa e like me kāu e manaʻo nei ...

5. ka palaoa a me ka brie French. Auhea!

6. I ke kupapaʻu o ka lobster a me ka steak. E hāʻawi mai iā mākou iʻelua!

7. Huli i ka lolo! He makana hoʻi kēia!

8. Na wai i kauoha i ka pizza?

Nonoi mākou i ka mea i kauoha i ka pizza?

Keʻike neiʻoe he meaʻono ia?

9. Eia ka kalo baleka! I kēia manawaʻoe hohonu iho i loko o ka'ōpū?

10. He mea kupanaha, ināʻoe e lawe hou i kekahi,ʻoihana ...

11.ʻAe,ʻaʻole paha he mea haʻalulu, pehea keʻano e wāwahi ai i nā manaʻo?

12. Ka hapa o ka meaʻai awakea ma mua o ka TV. E lawe anei au i ka vanilla?

13. A he mau pōpōʻono hoʻi kēia mau sushi!

14.ʻO nā iwiʻaoʻao he meaʻala, paʻakai,ʻaʻole momona, akā,ʻoluʻolu! Aole anei keia he olelo hoino?

15. No laila, hiki iāʻoe ke hoʻoluliluli i kēia pūnaewele makaʻuʻole!

16. Ka waikinui Cake? Auhea ka hele ana o keia ao?

17. Aka hoi, nani wale oia!

18. Pono, eia hou -ʻaʻohe meaʻai wikiwiki!

19.ʻO nā piko pele a me nā'āpana tortilla. Ke paʻa neiʻoe?

20. Aʻo kēiaʻanaka momona o ke kaʻina o kaʻailaʻana i ka "Medium Well" me ka'ōnihi he keke!

21. A paakai i kēia pōpō?

22. Uaʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kaʻaiʻana i kēia meaʻai me nā maka i paniʻia!

23. I kēia lā, ua hoʻonāukiukiʻia ko mākou manaʻoʻiʻo i ka mea hemolele ...

24. He mea houʻoeʻaʻole makemake i kaʻoliʻoli!

25 No laila, e hāʻawi maiʻoe i wahi pōpō berena na mākou.