ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo,ʻaʻole nā mea a pau i mea kuke mai ke Akua mai.
Akā, i ka makahiki hou, makemake nā kānaka a pau i nā mea kupanaha a me ka hoʻokōʻana o nā makemake, no laila ka hanaʻana i ka kuke a me ke kukeʻana i kahi mea maʻalahi i hikiʻole ke hana. ʻO ka mea pōʻino,ʻaʻole hiki i nā makemake a pau ke hiki, inā paha he "meaʻai" lākou. Eʻoliʻoli i kēia koho kūikawā o nā pōpō palaoa hou a me nā mea kanu i hoʻomākaukauʻoleʻia, a ua nui nā pilikia i kā lākou mau kuke.
1. He hiʻohiʻona kūkolohe o nā truffles hou o ka makahiki hou mai nā pōʻai weliweli loa.
2. He meaʻono i keʻano o Santa Claus no ka hōʻino maoli. Ma hope o ia, e manaʻoʻiʻo loaʻoeʻaʻole e noho anaʻo Santa Claus.
3. Akā, he kīʻaha kīʻaha ia, i loko o kona ola iʻike i nā lā maikaʻi loa.
4.ʻO ia ka mea nāna e hoʻopuka i ka iʻa o ka makahiki hou, akā, i ka manawa hope loa, "hoʻololiʻo ia i kona manaʻo."
5. Akā,ʻo ka ho'āʻoʻana e hana i ka hau hau maʻemaʻe e huli i loko o ka sahu maoli.
6. nā'āpana'ōpiopio hou,ʻaʻole kūpono i ka lewa uila.
7. Ke kanaka hoʻonā weliweli loa āu iʻike ai.
8. Nā meaʻeleʻele no ka hoʻokipaʻana i nā malihini.
9. Nā kāleka o Santa Claus mai nā moeʻuhane weliweli e weliweli maoli.
10. Keʻano kaumaha o ka pilikia i ka hau hau ma luna o kahi lāʻau.
11. Eia kekahi hiʻohiʻona hou o nā poʻeʻeleʻele momona, aʻaʻole lākou i kali i ka hoʻoilo.
12. He'ōpiopioʻeleʻele iʻikeʻole he diaʻo ia.
13. Chocolate Snowmen mai ke kaʻina "Culinary Failure".
14. He mimina nani, i "hoʻoheheʻe"ʻia ma mua o ka hōʻeaʻana o ka makahiki hou.
15. He hana maʻamauʻole i keʻano o kahi lāʻau Kalikimakaʻoliʻoli, e hoʻonui ai i kouʻano.
16. He hiʻohiʻona o kahi meaʻeleʻele weliweli a hopohopo paha,ʻo ia ka mea i hele "mai" mai kahi mele mai.
17. Akā nā kānaka ninja e likeʻole i ka lā hoʻomaha.
18.ʻO ka bear pola "aloha" mai kahi moʻolelo haʻihaʻi weliweli.
19.ʻO ka neeʻana ma luna o kēia mau walaʻau he mea weliweli "hoʻoluʻolu".