25 hōʻailona e hula anaʻoe

Eʻike maoliʻoe iāʻoe iho!

1. Ke hana neiʻoe i nā lua ma nā hāmole pīpī a pau inā e pono, he maʻalahi ke kāpili i ka palaoa me ka leka paʻa.

2. Ke hula neiʻoe i ka hula ma nā wahi lehulehu kahi pilikia o kāu.

3. E hana i kekahi mea kolohe ma ka mokulele.

4. I loko o ka hale o kou mau mākua aia kekahi kiʻi.

5. Ua pauʻoe i kahi pahu nui o ka lauoho eʻike i keʻano o ka hui puʻupuʻu.

6.ʻO kou keena ke nānā aku i kēia manawa.

ʻAʻohe oʻu lima e hoʻolei aku iā lākou i waho.

7. I kēia manawa, makemakeʻoe eʻai ma ka papahele, no ka mea, pēlāʻoe eʻoki ai me nā kaikamahine i hope o nā mea.

8. Iwi? Malia paha uaʻikeʻoe i nā mea a pau e pili ana iā ia.

9. Aia ma kaʻike maoli maoli he manaʻo kou.

10. Ua maopopo iāʻoe ma kēia ao,ʻaʻohe mea'ē aʻe ma mua o ke kanaka i loko o kahi lepera.

11. Ua alohaʻoe i ke koa o Peter Gallagher mai ka kiʻiʻoniʻoni "Avanssen".

12. Ua loaʻa iāʻoe he hoʻokahi paila o ka pantyhose i kahi kaula.

13. Eia kekahi, ua loaʻa iāʻoe nā'ōmaʻomaʻu hana paʻa me nā kaula, nā momona a me nā hulu.

14. Ua aʻoʻoe e loli i kahiʻaʻahu i ka noho hope o ka kaʻa.

15. Hele akuʻoe a me kāu mau kaikamāhine ma hope o ke kula i kahi hui hula hula eʻoliʻoli.

Manaʻo, he meaʻoliʻoli loa!

16. Uaʻikeʻoe i ka wāwahiʻana i nā piko, a hiki iāʻoe ke hana hou inā pono.

17. "Nā piʻi" ma ka pantyhose no ka wā lōʻihiʻaʻole e hoʻohuli i kekahi mau manaʻo.

18.ʻIkeʻoe i kēia mau inoa.

19.ʻAʻohe mea hoʻopailua iāʻoe i kēia kiʻi.

20.ʻAʻohe oʻoukou e hana i kēia.

21. Hanaʻoe i Batman tandu, ke kakali nei no kāu manawa ma ke keena kūʻai ma ka supermarket.

22.ʻO ka noʻonoʻo o ka hanaʻana i nā hui e hoʻopau nuiʻia eʻoe.

23. Uaʻikeʻoe i ka nui o kēia mau mea liʻiliʻi.

24. Ponoʻoe i kahi holoiʻekolu e holoi i ke aka ma hope o ka hana hula.

25.ʻAʻoleʻoe e haʻalele i ka moeʻuhane e pili ana i kahi papa hana, inā paha e pili ana i nā kūlana o ka pila kāu mau makahiki i ka penikala.