ʻO kahi'ōniʻomaʻa, he hale a he mea kākau kākau, he kāmaʻa māniʻoniʻo, he lima lima, he'īlio ... maikaʻi,ʻaʻole i hewa kalahala, he aha kaʻoluʻolu!
1.ʻO ka mua, manaʻo nā kānaka a pau he naʻaupō lākou.
No laila, ināʻoe maiʻApelika mai, no ke ahaʻoe e keʻokeʻo nei?
2..
ʻO ka pāʻani wale wau e hana nei he kūʻai. Pehea iaʻahaʻaina? E hele ana,ʻoiaʻiʻo! ʻAe, a me ka holoʻana, i ka wā e kūʻai ai a kūʻai aku ...
3. ... aiʻole ka palaka.
No lailaʻoe e haʻalele nei iaʻu no ka mea ua lōʻihi wau ... blond ?!
4. ... aiʻole kahi lāʻau.
Hiki iāʻoe ke kapa iaʻuʻo ke kamāliʻiwahine Peris.
5. Uaʻike kekahi ulaula i kēlā me kēia minuke i ka lā me ka hikiʻole i ke poʻo e hiki ke hoʻololi iā ia i kahi lau-onion.
6.ʻO kekahi pilikia'ē aʻe ke aʻa. Pono lākou e hoʻomau mau.
- He aha? Ano hou ?!
"ʻAʻole hou, akā hou!"
7.ʻO ka paona i kēia lā he mea kumukūʻai.
Pehea?
8. A i ka haʻalulu amonia e pilau.
Iehuhu ...
9. I ka manawa e holo ai ke kuhi, hiki ke lilo i like ka zebra.
10. ka hoʻolimalimaʻana i nā hola e huki ai i ka'ōmaʻomaʻu.
11. Keʻole ka mascara o nā maka maka e like me heʻole.
12. Ke nānā aku ka lepe uila me ka hoʻonāukiuki.
13. Ke hoʻohālike nei ka eyelinerʻeleʻele iā lākou me nā kaikamahine.
14. Ponoʻoe e makaʻala i ka kohoʻana i kahi keʻokeʻo keʻokeʻo i loko o ka lumiʻaʻahu.
...ʻaʻole e nānā pale.
15. ... a me ka maloo.
Nui mākou.
...ʻaʻole e like me Barbie.
16. He pilikia pauʻole - ka pauʻana o nā palena!
17. Mai ka lauoho o ka lauoho ma mua o ka lauoho o kaʻili'ē aʻe. ʻO ka hoʻohālike!
18.ʻO kahi nui o kahi shamoa kahi maloʻo e hanaʻia nā blondes e like me nā momi hina.
19.ʻO Chlor kaʻenemi!
Ināʻaʻoleʻoe e holoi i kou lauoho ma hope koke iho o kaʻauʻauʻana, a laila e lilo ka'ōmaʻomaʻo.
20. Ināʻiole ka lauoho i ko lākou lauoho i kaʻili'ē aʻe, uaʻulaʻula.
21. Akāʻo ka meaʻoi loa, ua "pau" ko lākou lauoho i kēlā me kēia lā, e like me ka hoʻoheheʻeʻana o nā mea kūʻai gula.
Akā, ua maikaʻi ka poniʻana!