Ua maʻa mau nā hōkū o Hollywood i nā koho nui i nānāʻia e nā mea nānā, nā nūpepa a me nā mea iʻikeʻia e ka lehulehu, a ua paʻakikī loa i nā lanakila a me nā lilo i loko o ia mau mea.
Akā, keʻike neiʻoe, aia mau pane mau no nā mea i lilo i "hōʻailona hōʻailona" aiʻole "nā hāʻuleʻana i ka nani".
A hoʻokahi wale no lanakila no ke kolu o ka makahiki,ʻaʻohe mea kānalua -ʻo kā Ryan Reynolds i kapaʻia "ʻo ia ka makua maikaʻi o ka makahiki" a no laila e hoʻomaopopoʻoe i ke kumu ...
ʻAʻole,ʻaʻole iʻikeʻia ka mea kaulana i ka makemake e lawe i nā keiki i haʻaleleʻia o ka honua, aʻaʻoleʻo ia i hāʻawi i nā kālā i loaʻa kālā no ke aloha -ʻo ia wale nō ka laweʻana iʻelua mau kaikamāhine,ʻo James a me'Inez, ka mea i hōʻikeʻia i kēlā me kēia lā i Twitter!
ʻAʻole hiki iāʻoe ke noʻonoʻo i keʻano o nā pāʻani pāʻani, pākīkī, a me nā'ōlelo pilikino wahaheʻe e pili ana i kaʻohana, ka makuahine a me ka makua ke kakali nei iāʻoe!
1. "ʻO ka makua kāne kekahi o nā leʻaleʻa loa i ka honua. Ma waho o kēlā mau makahiki kupaianaha aʻu i noho ai me kahi keikiʻole ... "
2. "He 6 mau mahina wale no kaʻu kaikamahine a ke huki mau nei oia. A pono wau e kau i kāna mau kiʻi ma luna o ka pahu friji, akāʻo ka pono maoli! "
3. "He'ōlelo aʻo maikaʻi: he mea nui i nā mākua ke hoʻolālā no lākou iho he" hoʻomaha "no ka hoʻolimalima. Inā nōʻoe e hewa, ua hala nā makahiki he 14 i ka home. "
4. "Uaʻeha kaʻu pēpē no ke ola. "50 mau aniani o kaʻeleʻele" - keʻano momona nani loa no nā keiki! "
5. "He mea nui kaʻaiʻana o nā keiki i 5 mauʻai huaʻai i ka lā. Me he mea lāʻo ka'ōpiopioʻo ia he hōʻailona lole no nā maʻi nui o nā mākua. "
6. "makemake wau e kākau i nā mele no nā kaikamahine no kaʻu kaikamahine. ʻO kāna punahele:
"Ka lāmoe - ua hiki mai ka hola,
ʻO ka mea āu eʻike ai e make, akā,ʻaʻole i kēia manawa. "
7. "Ua aloha kaʻu kaikamahine i ke kiʻiʻo Disney. Makemakeʻo ia e mele ana, hula, a me kahi i make ai nā mākua! "
8. "ʻO ka palekana ke kuleana. ʻAʻole wale wale nō e pili ana i kaʻohana nui, akā i ka mea huna i Denmark,ʻaʻohe mea iʻike. "
9. "No laila, uaʻikeʻiaʻaʻole he mea noiʻo Tinder no ka loaʻaʻana o nāʻala. Uaʻae aku au iā Crystal a me Janin no ka hoʻomaopopoʻole. "
10. "Ua uwi mai kuʻu kaikamahine i loko o kuʻu waha,ʻoiai wau e kani ana. Uaʻoluʻoluʻo ia iā ia iho. Ua holomua ka pāʻani. Aka, i ka manawa hookahi, e kanu ia iaʻu. "
11. "E like me nā poʻe'ōpio, hele au i nā haneli he haneri. Me ka Baibala. ʻO ia (kuʻu kaikamahine) e maikaʻi! "
12. No ka pono o kaʻu kaikamahine, ua mākaukau wau e hele ma waena o ke ahi. ʻAʻole maikaʻi ma waena o ke ahi - he mea weliweli wale nō ia. Maikaʻi ma kahi lumi piha loa. ʻOiai,ʻaʻole,ʻaʻole nui i ka wai, heʻano like koʻu. "
13. "Ua hele au i Disneyland, no ka mea, ua hilahila kaʻu kaikamahine no Mickey Mouse. Ua hauʻoli loaʻo ia i koʻu hōʻeaʻana a haʻi aku iā ia. "
14. "ʻAʻole ia he mea pili i ka puke a nā keiki aʻu i heluhelu ai i kaʻu pēpē wahie i loko o ka mokulele. Ua hoʻemiʻia ka moʻomeheu o kēlā me kēia moʻolelo i hoʻokahi - he vasectomy "(kahi hana e pili ana i ka hikiʻole o nā kāne ke hānau keiki).
15. "E maʻalahi ka hanaʻana i ka peʻa ma hope o ke keiki. He mea paʻakikī loa keʻimi i kahi mea nāna e lawe i kēiaʻoihana. "
16. "Nānā au i ka" Cold Heart "me ka loaʻaʻole o kēia kaikamahine iʻelua mau makahiki i kēia kakahiaka. Ua hōʻikeʻia ka pōʻino ma nāʻano likeʻole. "
17. "ʻAʻohe mea maikaʻi ma mua o ka hoʻonuiʻana i ke kakahiaka e nānā ana i nā maka o kāna kaikamahine liʻiliʻi a hāwanawana:"ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hana i kēia. "
18. "Ua haʻi aku au i kaʻu kaikamahine e hoʻonohonoho ka lā ma muli o kona hanaʻino. Manaʻo wau e pono iaʻu e noʻonoʻo i ka kākauʻana i nā puke ma ka hānaiʻana i nā keiki. "
19. "makemake wau e hōʻaʻahu i kaʻu kaikamahine i nāʻaʻahu o nā keiki. Lacy pākī. Nā pūkini keʻokeʻo. ʻO kahi maskʻeleʻeleʻula. ʻO ka mimicry ke piʻi aku. "
20. "Ma ka lā o Makua, uaʻakaʻaka koʻu kaikamahine iaʻu. A ua hoʻoikaika nui loa iaʻu. Uaʻohi koke wau i kaʻu mauʻeke a hele aku no nā makahiki he 6 e kākau i kahi puke e pili ana i ka paternity. "