24 mau kiʻi i hoʻokiʻekiʻe loa aiʻo Leo DiCaprio

ʻAe,ʻo ia, ināʻo ia e like me ka hope hope a me ka nalo paha, ua nānāʻo ia i ka hauʻoli. He aha kāu i kēia manawa a hōʻoia!

1. Hōʻike ka Leo i ka manamana lima, akāʻo Toby McGuire ka pepeiao.

2. E nānā i keʻano e kiʻi ai, e kiʻi kiʻi me Michael Jackson.

3. Uaʻike aneiʻoe i nā keikikāne liʻiliʻi eʻaʻahu nei i nā pumehana i ka "Adidas" a ma kēiaʻano e lele i ko lākou mau lima i nā hoaaloha?

4. Akā,ʻo ka hulu me ka nānā aku i keʻano likeʻole a me kahi kaʻa pūnaewele i kona mau niho, e hula ana ia ma ka pahu.

5.ʻAʻoleʻo ia i hōʻike iā ia ma kahiʻaoʻao loa. Akā, hikiʻole i nā kānaka kūkini keʻaʻa e holo a puni ke kūlanakauhale ma luna o ka scooter ...

6. Leo i ka hui o nā hoaaloha. E kali, he aha ka mea a kona manamana lima e hōʻike ai? ʻAʻole anei kēia keʻano o Westside?

7. He mea maʻalahi kona loaʻaʻana he ala puna.

8. Piliʻo DiCaprio. ʻO nā keiki hewa aloha wikiwiki.

9. Ka maka huhū o Leo, e holo ana i kahi leʻaleʻa.

10. Hoʻoulu i ke kanaka liʻiliʻi.

11.ʻO kahi kanakaʻoluʻolu wale nō e hiki ke hoʻokuʻu i ke alanui ma luna o kahi kaʻa me ka mahiole a me ka pāpale ma lalo.

12. Ke hana nei paha ko lima? Hiki iāʻoe ke hoʻopaʻa i kahi aniani i kou mau niho.

13. Me kahi kaʻa a me kahi embryo i ka'ake - kahi hoʻokipa maikaʻi.

14. I kekahi manawa, makemake nā kamaliʻi momona e noho ma ka hale.

15. He Leo DiCaprio wale nō me kahi swan. Leo. I. Lanana.

16. Ma ke kelepōkā e kamaʻilio anaʻo ia ma ke kelepona a nānā aku i keʻano o ka mea maoli maoli.

17. Kū i ka lā.

18. Hui pūʻia me he kanaka maoli.

19. Inā he hauʻoliʻoe, hiki iāʻoe ke palekana i ka huluhulu lauoho uila ...

20. ... a moe i na pohaku i kalaiia.

21. Nānā i nā'ōmaʻomaʻo ma luna o kahi pale -ʻo ia keʻano o ka kipi o ka papa 80.

22. Ua pale ka lauoho? E kuʻi iā lākou i loko o kahi pale ma ke kua o kou poʻo!

23. Aia he kanaka paʻakikīʻoe, i waena o nā mea'ē aʻe, eʻai i ka spaghetti me kou lima;)

24. Pono, a no ka mea, ua noa nā kānaka hauʻoli e hana i nā maka e like me ko lākou makemake a me ka makemake.