Inā i kēia lā i kēia pō, alaʻoe i luna i ka wāwae hewa a iʻole i ka'ōhumu e pili ana i kahi kino maikaʻi, a laila he mea nui kēia pou iāʻoe ...
A no ka mea, no ka mea,ʻo ka mea maʻalahi eʻike nei iāʻoe, e hoʻonele iāʻoe i ka maka, keʻoleʻoe e hoʻomalu i kou ikaika hope! No laila, 'o Tofer Brophy a me kāna'īlio Rosenberg, e makemake ana e komo i nā lole like!
"Ua hoʻomakaʻia me ka poʻe ma ke alanui e hōʻike pinepine nei iā mākou e pili ana i ka likeʻana o waho," wahi a Rosenberg Tofer. "Ua hoʻoholo mākou e hoʻohana i kēia, kono aku i kahi hoaaloha o ka mea paʻi kiʻi a hana i kahi hana kiʻi nani!"
Akā,ʻo ka pilina aloha o Tofer Brophy a me kāna hānaiʻaʻole i kaupalenaʻia i nā kiʻi nani a me ka hōʻiliʻiliʻana i nā naʻau ma ka pūnaewele. Ua hele akuʻo Shaggy mongrel Rosenberg i loko o ka hale o Brofy iʻelua makahiki i hala aku nei, i kona wā e hele nei i kekahi o nā manawaʻoi loa o kona ola.
Ua hakakā ke kanaka me ka lāʻau lapaʻau, a no ka hōʻemiʻana i ka pilikia, mai nā kānaka e hūnā i nā manaʻo a hoʻopiha i ka pahu iʻole e komo i nā haʻuki āpau i ka manawa hoʻokahi, e like me ka pahūʻana, ka hoʻonaʻauao kaumaha, ka'ōpala a me ka hakakā. ʻO ka hopena, he palania o ka disverse intervertebral a he hou a nele!
"ʻO koʻu pilikia,ʻo wau no ka maʻalahi a me ka noʻonoʻo pono," e pili anaʻo Tofer i kona mau manaʻo. "Ua makemake au i ke ola, a ua manaʻo wau e mālama i ka mālamaʻana i kekahi. No laila i koʻu olaʻana hele maiʻo Rosenberg. Ke manaʻo nei auʻaʻoleʻo ia he hoaaloha maikaʻi wale nō, akā he keiki kāne! "
I kēia lā,ʻaʻole e ola wale kēia mau mea keʻaleʻa i kaʻuhane, akā, hāʻawi pū i ke kai o nā manaʻo maikaʻi a me nā kukui i nā mea a pau:
"ʻO ka misionari o kā mākou papahana ka hoʻolahaʻana i ka hauʻoli, no ka mea, he nui ka poʻe e pono ai!"
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